Public Service Announcement

I wrote myself this Public Service Announcement about a week ago. I had contacted Ray saying that I had been doing a lot of thinking, that I forgave him, and that I was sorry for the bipolar comment. He never responded to that (of course). I wrote this because I was pretty sure he didn't want to be friends. However, yesterday was his birthday and I sent him a happy birthday text, to which he promptly responded with "thanks :)." That got my hopes up. But then today when I asked him how his birthday was and if he had done anything fun, there was no response. That son of a bitch was just being polite. And apparently, he thinks that smiley faces can be just "polite." Anyway I need this again:


I am awesome! I am good enough at geology to have gotten to study with the best geothermal guy around right now. Not only that, but my tuition is completely covered and I am getting paid a nice stipend each month to be a teaching assistant. I am actually a good teacher and actually enjoy teaching, which is surprising. My colleagues think I'm smart-- one of them asked me for a copy of my presentation because he said I had done a really good job and was very thorough.


In addition to being smart, I am also very healthy and fit. I have lost 24 lb in 3.5 months. I try my best to eat the right amounts of each food group every day. I actually enjoy it too. But yes once in awhile I indulge and eat something sweet. I have managed to bounce back from all of my injuries, and now I go to the gym 6 days a week. Today I was on the elliptical for 26 min, and I barely broke a sweat. Not only is my cardiovascular fitness excellent, but I am also very muscular and strong, lifting weights 3 times a week. I make sure to stretch 4 days a week to have strong joints and avoid injury. I look pretty hot, if I do say so myself.

In addition to being smart, healthy, and fit, I get to do the things I love. I joined the Greater Grand Forks Symphony Orchestra; they wanted me enough that I don't have to audition right away. I get to meet musicians here in Grand Forks (and hopefully some sexy bass players) and play a concert once a month. And I get paid to do it, which is even better. Moreover, I get to go to cool geothermal and geology conferences with my department. There's GRC in Las Vegas at the end of September that I think we're going to, and I'm planning to go to the Geological Society of America conference in Denver in October.

So I've got things going on for my career, and I'm doing the things that I love. I have great friends too. Even though they aren't in the same place as me, I talk to Lana, Ashley, Cameron, and Mandy almost every day. They care enough about me to stay in touch. Plus I've met some great people here already: Lawrence, John, Becca, and Tina.

Finally, all the boys they wanna sex me. Especially when I'm at a club and dance with them. You're talking to the girl who got asked out by 7 guys in 2 weeks. Bring it.

In conclusion, I am a smart, successful, talented woman who is healthy, fit, and stylish. I like the life I'm living and live the life I like. If you don't want to be part of it, Ray, then it's your loss. I do not need you to complete my life, because as you can see I'm doing damned well on my own.