- There was a lot of good advice in this month's Cosmo. You have to filter it out from the bad advice (sorry, but ask any guy and I'll guarantee that he will tell you he wants absolutely no use of teeth on his penis). But I really enjoyed the article from a woman who worked for the CIA who was giving tips on how to spot liars, and the interview with Lauren Conrad, and another article that was like "you shouldn't have to tone down your feelings to snare a man. You could play it cool to extend your relationship with a guy like that, but why would you want to?" Just good points all around that made me feel better about myself.
- Solved my own problem in GIS! I love that feeling when you just can't solve a problem and you work at it and work at it, and then finally you get it. Woo! But unfortunately I still need help after solving it, so I emailed the professor who wrote that lab for the advanced GIS class.
- I have gained a cousin <3 See reflection!
Can't really think of anything...
Today's reflection:
Laura left me this super funny voicemail this morning:
"Hey cuz, it's me, Cousin Laura! Good news, we are becoming closer and closer to being cousins. Ben it sounds like is gonna say yes, and he loves that you're a music girl. And Sam is slightly more ok with you seducing his cousin than raping him. Anyway, cousins for life! I hope you have a good day cuz, and I'll talk to you soon cousin!"
Oh my god lol. I was sitting in my office laughing hysterically. It's just so great. Perfect. Then I cousin-requested Laura on Facebook and SHE started laughing hysterically. Hahahaha.
As it turns out, the plan fizzled. Sam texted Laura that Ben doesn't want to go on a date with me unless I manage to seduce him. Wtf? Who says that? Like I can understand only wanting to fuck, but saying that fucking is a prerequisite for a date??
As if. He ain't getting any from me. Unless I REALLY feel like celebrating my birthday, at which point I would only use him for sex. With no follow-up date, thank you very much.
But anyway, even though we won't officially be cousins, we decided to be cousins anyway. Now we are twins AND cousins. We are family that will get together on the holidays <3
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